Ready to Ship - Son of Poseidon

When you've been a misfit all your life, you enter puberty just hoping to keep your head down and make it through without any fuss.  Except it turns out your best friend is a satyr and your Latin teacher is a centaur.  Suddenly you're fighting for your life and you find out your father is a Greek god.  What else can you do but craft with this glorious teal for all your lovely oceanic projects!